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you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/sboobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post
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Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together?
OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
cuz the weird fake heart shape is about love, it’s about TWO HEARTS COMING TOGETHER
guys.
whoa. talk about mindfucked.
Greatest source of information I’ve come across on Tumblr. EVER. That’s fuckin’ ill..
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
euh idk maybe cats
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i thinkt his is what’s missing in my life
I am scared of the future
2013 everyone
this is a spork
i dub it, a foon
Holy fuck, foon… that bloody brilliant. holy shit. you go kiddo
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This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
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Their parents wish these kids were responsible video game addicts.
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Their merchandise ain’t shit.
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